Under Construction right now, but here's a few guitar funnies for you.
Q: What does it mean when a guitar player is drooling out both sides of his mouth?
A: The stage is level.
Q: How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it better.
Q: How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
A: Give him some sheet music.
Q: What do a vacuum cleaner and an electric guitar have in common.
A: Both suck when you plug them in.
Q: How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None--they just steal somebody else's light.
Q: What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?
A: He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it.
Q: In the 22th century, how many guitar players will you need to replace a light source?
A: Five. One to actually do it, and four to reminisce about how much better the old tubes were.
Q: What's the difference between a banjo & a ukulele?
A: It only takes you half as long to burn a ukulele
Q: How many bluegrass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They won't touch anything electric.
Q: How Long Does It Take To Tune A 12 String?
A: Nobody knows!
Q: What is the difference between a Guitarist and a Mutual Fund?
A: The Mutual Fund eventually matures.
Q:Why are so many guitarist's jokes one-liners?
A:So the rest of the band can understand them.